why am i not supposed to lick the toads out in the backyard? why can't i bring them inside like i do sticks and spiders?
why does my mom get mad when i eat her crocs? i'm doing her a favor!
why won't griffin let me properly groom his face? that beard needs cleaning!
if i can catch one of those mean looking deer, can i eat it? what about the jerk squirrels who drop acorns on my head?
and finally, when do i get my facebook account????
